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How's a homeless guy gonna have a cell phone?
Since when are the Girl Scouts in the wet cement business?
Oil

What's the deal (sounding very Seinfeldian) with the little bumps on my fingers?
What happened to Del Davis? Something about christmas trees?
The Pope

Fedoras are the new "baseball" cap
60 is the new 40
Cancer

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