iTub®

And now....

ladies and gentlemen...

We here at Broken Spleenotronic Funtime Factories™ are proud to introduce our latest, greatest, most wonderful invention to date.... the iTub®!

sick and tired of the whole bathing process?

the actual act of undressing, testing the water, waiting for it to get warm enough, but not to warm?

the unnecessary standing around in the stall, undoubtedly urinating all over your lower half?

the washing of your body?

the soap in your eyes?

the ridiculous time wasted drying your body off when your done?

If any of this sounds like you, then don't wait a second longer. Act now before this limited time offer for the amazing, the exhilarating, the unbelievable iTub® is gone forever.

If you act in the next 12 seconds, not only will we quadruple your order (that's right folks, you get not only 1 incredibly difficult to use, obtrusive, and, quite frankly, painful as all get-out iTub®, we'll send you 4!!) but the team here at BSFF ™ will throw in our newest super-secret undercover invention! So super-secret and wonderful that we can't even name it in this once in a lifetime offer! All that we ask from you is that you sign our Friendly-Sunshine-Rainbow-Dewdrop life eradication contract and property, asset, and family transference packet and all this can be yours!

From you old friends at Broken Spleenotronic Funtime Factories™.

The iTub®!

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